Our award winning collector's item A Conveniently Boxed Collection of Arbitrary Yet Strangely Relevant Items Intended for Optometrists Who Regularly Deal with Difficult Clients, Consume Hot Chocolate in Morally Defensible Quantities, Hold Strong Opinions About NS, and Maintain an Entirely Reasonable Level of Interest in Pokémon combines the unique niches of optometry, hot chocolate, NS appreciation and Pokémon into a conveniently packaged box of seemingly arbitrary items.
Included items:
- Signature NOT MY JOB Stamp
- Pocket Instant Hot Chocolate Kit
- NS Train Keychain
- Pokémon Eye Exam
- Comprehensive user manual
- Battery